Getting There:
When you go to the kitchen to grab a snack, and take the TV remote with you, it might be an indication of control issues, but when said remote is left in the fridge upon your return, that’s a sign of senility!
Apparently the Norwegians have their own issues too. The BBC reports that:
“Nurses and doctors spend so long kissing loved ones goodbye outside a Norwegian hospital that they are causing traffic jams…”
What is this, 10th Grade?!