Random Thoughts:
- Ice-cream goes in the freezer, not the garbage… oops!
- Yoghurt and high altitudes don’t mix. Everytime I open a yoghurt on a flight, it’s guaranteed to spray all over my shirt.
- Eternity begins at some point immediately after 24 minutes on the treadmill…
- Chocolate cake is NO substitute for sex!
- Mid-1990s HP Laserjet’s were not designed with the word ‘quiet’ in mind.
