Oasis Be Warned:
I would just like to state for the record that Oasis was not staying in the same Munich hotel as me. They can be glad they weren’t: if I ever caught them stirring up one of their regular shit-storms, as they did over the weekend, I would feel it my responsibility to do the world a favor, and beat those disrespectful assholes to a bloody pulp.
They had also better hope I am never on the same aircraft as them when they go through one of their air rage spells again. I would teach them a most valuable lesson… something along the lines of “how to fly!”
